Palin t-shirt round-up

After McCain was complaining at the last debate that people were wearing offensive t-shirts at Obama’s rallies, we thought we’d do a t-shirt round-up. Turns out, the McCain t-shirts are boring: he’s old, he looks like a sleeze when he smiles, blah blah blah.  But Palin, on the other hand, was a whole other story. Oh, and our round-up has a margin of error of +-12% and a non-response rate of 65%. 

The ebay listing of “Bang yes/Vote no” reads:
“Express your sexist, biased opinion on the GOP’s VP candidate with this one of a kind, custom made shirt.”
Oh, and 10% of all proceeds go to the Red Cross. What nice guys.


Love her, hate her, everyone wants to fuck her. 


I’m so glad that Republicans have found a way to integrate the feminist message with their party line.
I think it goes something like, “If she’s a woman, and you agree with her, you must be a feminist!”

 Phew, got we got that out in the open.
Palin’s vagina was becoming the elephant in the room, if you know what I mean.
Props to you, Republicans, ten thousand giant steps backward.

Got a case of the Mondays? Drown it with some hardcore right-wing softball action. Mooseburgers after the game and a Cosmo to whoever laughs off the most pitbull-in-heat pickup lines at the bar.

What the fuck?  Seriously, who is wearing this?  It says “Vote McCain-Palin,” but nothing about this shirt makes me want to vote or support the GOP.  Is this shirt for those mythical beasts the Undecideds?  This shirt might work if the dog were sitting on Obama.


 First, is that a sawed-off shotgun!?  Second, I love this word: Saracuda.  If that was the name on the ballot, I might pull the lever.

There’s nothing more nationalist than a superhero. And what is it about those glasses?

  This is just disrespectful to the evil empire.  And who is wearing this, computer-nerd Dick Cheney supporters?

If you can’t read this shirt, it says “Bitter American for McCain/Palin.”  I don’t understand the bitterness here.  Isn’t the mall open on election day?


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